"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.... People think pleasing God is all God cares about. But any fool living in the world can see it always trying to please us back."
"I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
